- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

sorry got to poo

roses are red violets are indigo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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