- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Yo Mama just died.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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