- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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