A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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