- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Everybody will die

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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