- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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