A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Fat people

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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