Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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