- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

what are three short words? i a am

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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