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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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