If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Is maynaise an instrument?

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Face...the other white meat!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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