- Anti Joke

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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