How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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I am quite mature.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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America

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Maths.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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