*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Tucker Rivera

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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