What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Knock knock.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Anti Joke

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