Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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