- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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