What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you make the general public confused? ...

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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