What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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