Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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