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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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