Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Sex

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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