- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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