Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Jersey Shore.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Your mother just died.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What do you call an arab ?

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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