- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A black man walks out of a police station

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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