- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Women's rights

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Hats better than a stick? A stone

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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