What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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what's up? my penis.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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knock knock

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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