- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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