- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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