What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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PENIS

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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