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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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