Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Blacks

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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