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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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