What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what to call someone thats gay zak

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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