- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Woman rights.

The EPA.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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