- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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