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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Knock knock knock OCD

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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