What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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womans rights...

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