- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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