Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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