- Anti Joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

what's the difference between a duck?

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.