- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Your mom is so old she died

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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