yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

An Aisian failed a test

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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