Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

haha Otarts was here

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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