- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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