what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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flavin's head

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Anti Joke

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