- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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