- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What's big and purple? Barney

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

I work at jcpenny

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Your life

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

AIDS

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

women's rights.

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