- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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