- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Urban ghettos

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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