Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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