Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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