Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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