- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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