- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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