- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

whats brown and booky a book.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?