Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Once, I went to Peru.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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