why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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