Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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