- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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