- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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