what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What is 9+10? 19

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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