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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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