- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

whats green and slimy? green slim

I have a horse.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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