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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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