Why can't february march Because april may

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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