- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

penis

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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