- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What? Huh?

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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