Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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