Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Pickles are powerful

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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