You tell me. I have amnesia.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Rebecca Black

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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