- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

you just read an anti-joke

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Thats what she said

womens rights

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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