Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Irish sobriety

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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