- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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