A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Poker face

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Albino African Americans

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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