Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Hello penis

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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