A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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