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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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