- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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