Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Vaginal secretions

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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