Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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