- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

save me from the nothing ive become

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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