- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why? Why Not?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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