- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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