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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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