it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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An anti-joke

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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