Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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