What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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My wife made me a sandwich

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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