- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Dyslexics are teople poo

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Rebecca Black

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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