- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

can you pass the soap?

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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