What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Poop

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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