Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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