- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Soccer...

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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