- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

matt is fat

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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