- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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