- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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