What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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DEATH.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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