- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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