Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Albino African Americans

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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