What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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