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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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