what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

PIED NINNY!

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Do u take sugar?

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A chicken walked into the bar...

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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