Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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