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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

poop

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Get some flipping new jokes people

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Your life

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

cory

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Robin, get in the car!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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