- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Women's Rights

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

KILL WHITEY

Women's professional sports

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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