Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Well this is pointless.....

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