- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

You have friends

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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