a man walked into a bar....

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

this is not a drill.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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