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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Title IX

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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