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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How old are you? 7

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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