why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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