Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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