- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Barack Obama is a good president.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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