Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Knock knock

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Your Mum is soo fat.

im @ work, LOL.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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