why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

The NBA and womens sports

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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