- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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