What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Justin Bieber.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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