What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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im gay

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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