An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

womens rights

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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