How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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eh

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Anti Joke

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