- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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