whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Christianity.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Blacks

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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