Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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