- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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