- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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