- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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