What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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