- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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