How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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I once did something.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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