Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Fine, ladies first.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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The GOV and the WHO?

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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