What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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