What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

poopy is poopy

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

mental kid

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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